From: "Katrin Halcyon" < kathalcyon@hotmail.com >

~Sam's Reverie By Kat

I wish I could tell him how I feel.
But I can't.
It would only cause pain.
He can't know.
No good would come of it.
Or at least that's what I tell myself.
That's what I _must_ tell myself.
Otherwise...
No. Forget the otherwise.
I glance at him covertly.
But what if...
No! No "what if."
Forget it, Sam.
Just forget it.
Remember who he is.
It would hurt to tell.
It would hurt both of us.
Just... just don't think about it.
But...
No but!
"Carter?"
I snap out of my reverie.
"Sorry, Sir. I was just daydreaming."
 
 

From: Jacquie <ilythia@islandnet.com >

~Shagadelic By Jacquie

"Do I make you horny, baby?"
"Yeah, baby, yeah."
"Daniel Jackson, what is horny?"
"Oh, um... its... sexually excited, Teal'c."
"Colonel O'Neill and Major Carter are--?"
"No, Teal'c. They're just quoting from a movie they both saw." I hope, Daniel thought, or this
mission could get really interesting.
"Shall we shag now, or shag later?"
Teal'c raised an eyebrow, "Shag?"
"Umm... Jack, can you and Sam lose the Austin Powers stuff, please?" A reddened Daniel
pleaded.
"But Danny, this thing," Jack pointed to the wormhole. "Is so shagadelic!"
Daniel frowned.
"Okay, campers, let's move out. It's good to be me."
 
 

From: Desdemona <desi4747@hotmail.com >

~Cheating By Desdemona

"Aaaaaand.... GO!!"
"Give it up Carter," Jack grunted.
"You wish, Sir," Sam bit out between gritted teeth.
He was gaining the upper hand. She had a pretty good arm on her but she really had no cha-
Suddenly *something* touched his knee. Something suspiciously foot-like that moved *higher* ...
His eyes widened. His jaw went slack. Unfortunately, so did his arm.
*wham*
"And Sam is the winner!!" Daniel announced gleefully.
Jack jumped to his feet, pointing in accusation. "She cheated!!"
Sam grinned, then shrugged. "What can I say Colonel? The Airforce trains us to take advantage of
the enemy's weakness."

From: Caro <oubou@hotmail.com >

~Keeping Cool By Caro

Don't stare, Sam... Don't stare! Avert your eyes... LOOK! There's a fork! Don't look! Oh, man...
"Hey, Colonel."
"Carter. What is that?"
He's sitting. Dear Lord, he's sitting. Mouth closed? Check. Not staring? Check. Ok, Sam.
Everything's good. Everything's calm. Normal. Calm. Good. Everything's cool... except him....
Damn, he's hot!
"Chicken, I think."
"Chicken? Not in this universe."
Yeah, I see you making sure I think you're funny. Don't worry. I do.
"Thanks, sir. Now it's even more appealing."
Escape! Escape!
"Doesn't matter. I've got to be getting back to the lab anyway. See ya!"
Not to fast, NOT TO FAST! Don't sway... Almost there... Don't look back! FREEDOM! Alright!
Escaped with dignity intact! Oh, wait. Did I remember to breath?